15
Sep
I’m Stuck in an Elevator (weekly satire)
Sarah Palin snorting cocaine!? That is comical. It wouldn’t be nearly as funny however if it were true. Or how about her infidelity, and her “fetish” for black men. (if I was black I would likely find that offensive) This crap sounds like it came out of a Danielle Steel novel not a “biography” about Sarah Palin. Yes, this is from a “biography” about Sarah Palin called “The Rouge” by: Joe McGuinnis. This is a biography if by biography you mean fantasy: Joe McGuinnis’ fantasy of what he wishes Sarah Palin were like. Joe McGuinnis moved next door to the Palin’s for 3 years; an obvious publicity stunt to promote his book which is likely to be as factual as the most recent X-Men movie. Unlike X-Men though, Palin does not have any special powers which is really too bad. I would love to hear that she was like Mistique and could shape-shift and imitate people. That would be an instant classic! In a recent analysis of the GOP primary field, Dick Morris mentioned Sarah Palin saying: if she were to run, she would have the hardest job of all the cantidates because she would be running against the media. This book tells us that is without a doubt true (that’s just about all it tells us). Sarah Palin has all of the qualities that Americans are looking for in a President (see my article “Sarah Palin: Is She What Americans Really Want… Really?). Her record is without a doubt the best among the presidential cantidates. However, the main goal is to beat Obama and while she may be the best cantidate; Palin would have the toughest battle of all if she were to run. Therefore, Republican voters would rather go for someone whom they are certain will beat Obama. This book is just one more reason why Sarah Palin cannot win the election, because the media will do anything to ensure she does not.