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15

Sep

I’m Stuck in an Elevator (weekly satire)

Sarah Palin snorting cocaine!? That is comical. It wouldn’t be nearly as funny however if it were true. Or how about her infidelity, and her “fetish” for black men. (if I was black I would likely find that offensive) This crap sounds like it came out of a Danielle Steel novel not a “biography” about Sarah Palin. Yes, this is from a “biography” about Sarah Palin called “The Rouge” by: Joe McGuinnis. This is a biography if by biography you mean fantasy: Joe McGuinnis’ fantasy of what he wishes Sarah Palin were like.

Joe McGuinnis moved next door to the Palin’s for 3 years; an obvious publicity stunt to promote his book which is likely to be as factual as the most recent X-Men movie. Unlike X-Men though, Palin does not have any special powers which is really too bad. I would love to hear that she was like Mistique and could shape-shift and imitate people. That would be an instant classic!

In a recent analysis of the GOP primary field, Dick Morris mentioned Sarah Palin saying: if she were to run, she would have the hardest job of all the cantidates because she would be running against the media. This book tells us that is without a doubt true (that’s just about all it tells us).

Sarah Palin has all of the qualities that Americans are looking for in a President (see my article “Sarah Palin: Is She What Americans Really Want… Really?). Her record is without a doubt the best among the presidential cantidates. However, the main goal is to beat Obama and while she may be the best cantidate; Palin would have the toughest battle of all if she were to run. Therefore, Republican voters would rather go for someone whom they are certain will beat Obama. This book is just one more reason why Sarah Palin cannot win the election, because the media will do anything to ensure she does not.

07

Sep

Gibson : The Target of Tyranny

You may have heard in the last 2 weeks or so that the US government has been conducting unwarranted raids Gibson Guitar’s factories taking wood that was supposedly shipped illegally to the US. Apperently there is some law that you can’t ship wood out of Madigascar unless it has been manufactured…or at least that is the US governments interpritation of that law. The US is saying that if Gibson manufactured their guitars in Madigascar there would not be a problem. So basically, the US govornment wants Gibson to close their factories lay off workers in the US and outscource their production to Madigascar because of our governments interpritation of some Madigascar law. Madigascar’s government doesn’t seem to mind though. If Gibson was breaking some sort of law, Madigascar should be the one enforcing it. It is not our responsibility to interprite other country’s laws.

Gibson has been buying the wood in question for 17 years. Gibson’s competitors also purchase the same wood and they were not raided. Why is our government wasting it’s time targeting an American company that has not done anything wrong, instead of trying to take down the Bernie Maddoff’s of the world? Instead of investigating Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac whom is suspected to have played a major part in the financial crisis, our government goes after Gibson.

When innocent corporations have to fear being targeted and raided by the federal government, that is tyranny.

The link below is an interview on Neil Cavuto with Gibson’s CEO.

Interview With Gibson CEO

28

Aug

Sun is the Cause of Earth's Changing Tempature

10

Feb

Cut Defense at Your Own Risk!

28

Oct

65% are in favor of replacing entire congress

Humerous Robot Theater to lighten your day!

26

Oct

I went to vote and Harry Reid's name was already checked...

I’m Back!

Life caught up to me and for a few months I checked out of blogging altogether. I plan to have new posts soon!

21

May

Kickstarter - Learn about life as a touring musician!!

21

Apr

Global Warming Hoax